Oh what can I do for you Darryl?
What do you need to get by
Where do you buy your apparel?
What do you take to get high?

I was so dumb back in college
Learning my craft and my trade
I should have been out with you on the beach
Trying to get high and get laid

What’s wrong with the world today Darryl?
Tell us how it ought to be
You’ve got us over a barrel
What is it like to be free?

I know we owe you a living
You can tell us how to live
I know you are so forgiving
Just tell me what I can give

How can we be more like Darryl?
How could we ever be cool?
Why are we out working five days a week
When we should have just stayed home from school?

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