All you liberal bastards
Want to take from me what’s mine
Want to turn this Christian nation on a dime
I’ve been living in freedom
And to show you I live free
Got a big American flag on my SUV

All you liberal bastards
With your tax and spending ways
Saving spotted owls and wedding vows for gays
You’ll keep taking my money
And just pissing it away
Screw universal health and let me keep my wealth today

And I can’t decide what I hate worst
How you’re scared to fight and blame America first
And you want to burn the Bible and the flag
I don’t see how it’s so bad
To shoot off my guns and be a NASCAR dad
I’m getting so riled up I might just go bash a fag

Hey all you feel good liberal pinkos
Well I like my country strong
I’ll eat my liberty fries and show all you guys you’re wrong
You’ll keep making us weaker
With your diplomatic ways
When we should just kick ass
And bomb ‘em all to glass today

I’m so sick and tired of you girly men
Trying to give our power to the U.N.
I don’t know why you’d hand some towel head the reins
All your social programs for the poor
If Jesus came back he’d give y’all what for
You know Christ wouldn’t stand for a tax on capital gains

All you liberal bastards
With your Communistic views
Want to destroy our life
You know me and the wife heard it all on Fox cable news
We’ll keep using our country
‘Cause it’s what we all deserve
You know you're all wet
I haven’t yet met a conservative who wants to conserve

Yeah you’d hand it all to some wetback jerk
Who don’t talk American and hates to work
Who just blows it all on crack and ecstacy
I don’t know why you hate America so
But since that’s the case well you’re free to go
And if you don’t come back, well that’s alright with me

All you brainwashed liberal zombies want to tear this country down
But we’re takin’ it back and I say ditto to that you clown
‘cause God created this country
And we’ll use it as we will
And we’ll borrow and spend and then in the end
Our kid’s will just pick up the bill

©2005 Jonathan B. Whitcomb. All Rights Reserved